(Source: chillthoughts, via nerdgasming)
Once I move back to Bellingham for good,
I’m deleting my Facebook. It’s so annoying and addictive.
you know what it is: I should make a section of my blog just for our conversations.
Savannah: michael stfu, angelina and i are damn fine. it’s just that i’m hotter than her…and you, well … you can never even hope to reach our level of attractiveness
Me: Well I guess that’s true. But just because there’s…
…..you wish you were.
I don’t know why I would use a porn site when your mom is so close bye…
You don’t know my wishes.
There’s no way my mom is anywhere near you because she wouldn’t have tolerated your incorrect use of “bye” in that sentence … YOU LIE.
I should make a section of my blog just for our conversations.
Savannah: michael stfu, angelina and i are damn fine. it’s just that i’m hotter than her…and you, well … you can never even hope to reach our level of attractiveness
Me: Well I guess that’s true. But just because there’s no object with a large enough mass to have the gravitational pull capable of pulling my level of attractivness towards yours at a rate fast enough that I would reach it before I die.
Me: and gravity only pulls down, btwtl;dr
FUCK YOU SAVANNAH GO AWAY YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME ON EVERY WEBSITE I USE AT THE SAME TIME. GAH. BE GONE.
I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ON FACEBOOK OR FORMSPRING OR ANY OF YOUR PORN SITES SO IT’S OKAY.
I should make a section of my blog just for our conversations.
Savannah: michael stfu, angelina and i are damn fine. it’s just that i’m hotter than her…and you, well … you can never even hope to reach our level of attractiveness
Me: Well I guess that’s true. But just because there’s no object with a large enough mass to have the gravitational pull capable of pulling my level of attractivness towards yours at a rate fast enough that I would reach it before I die.
Me: and gravity only pulls down, btw
tl;dr
sooooooo highhhhhh
im os hihg i jst ate droitose nd darnk a carnto of oanrge juice. any otehr 8th grdrs out therre with me?
my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000
like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago
then I realize it was actually 17
(via methlabrador)
Using tumblr as twitter again
At the hospital with Cain, dis nigga messed upppppp
Tell him I said hi!
Florida: Teaches abstinence-only education
Florida: Surprised when their teenagers don’t know anything about pregnancy or STI prevention.
(Source: azzpuzzy, via carpeomnia6)
I love how tumblr goes through shitloads of different obsessions and they’re the only thing people reblog or post about, but when it all dies down, harry potter is still there
(via apatheticaspirations)
I’m really bad at expressing my emotions in actual conversational settings
so usually I just yell
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
